What if I told you that you lived in a computer-generated simulation, and that, with the proper training, you could dodge bullets? Follow the white rabbit, take the red pill, and join us as we battle to overthrow the machines and free humanity from its years of unconscious bondage. If you were born after 1999 and have no idea what this description is talking about, we’re making subtle references to The Matrix, one of the greatest movies of all time. In any case, this Thumper could have easily served as a weapon against the machines, pumping out beautiful music at reality-shattering volumes. And looking amazing all the while.
WiFi Technology (included)
Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery
300 Watts RMS Amplifier Power
Wireless Bluetooth™ Technology (included)
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