BABY'S ON FIRE!
You may have noticed the above introduction as part of the product description of today's featured Thumper, Yolandi, on our website. Fun Fact: For a few hours, as a joke, the product description used to say, "I fink you freeky and I like you a lot".
Either those (admittedly weird) product descriptions are recognizable to you, or you now officially think we are certifiably nuts here at Curious Provisions. Well, for those of you not familiar with those phrases, they come from the music of Die Antwoord, a South African duo. Let's just say that their music is a little awful, a lot of fun, super catchy, pretty hilarious, and most certainly... different.
You might be thinking, "Okay Pamela, that's nice and all, but what does that have to do with Yolandi, ya freak?"
Well, first of all, I'm not a freak. I'm just a little bit freeky (hehe). Second of all, Yolandi is the stage name of the female singer of the group. And most importantly, our dear, sweet, David likes to test out the Thumpers like this:
Yolandi packs quite a punch, right? You know, I hear she likes you... a lot. Maybe you should take her home?
Don't worry. She won't bite.