We are proud to present some of the Thumpers that have found homes with happy owners. You can also browse our currently available collection.
Sold Out - $545
We know you have a choice when it comes to portable high-fidelity audio. But after seeing and hearing this one? You may not. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable...
Sold Out - $850 $1,000
If looks could kill, you’d be dead already staring at this leather-bound, white-speaker’d beauty. A party in the box, this refined riot-starter pairs just as well with a well-stocked library...
Sold Out - $1,650
For some reason this Thumper reminds us of county seat of Onondoga County; a lovely town located near the Finger Lakes in central New York, a place whose population stood...
Sold Out - $600
Deceptively simple, devastatingly beautiful, Amour can have it both ways: great looks, portability, and big sound. Now that’s a knockout. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light...
Sold Out - $600
Have you ever found yourself standing between two parallel mirrors facing one another, their reflections arcing off in either direction as far as you can see? Listening to this Thumper...
Sold Out - $495
Turquoise waters and exotic wildlife beckon to you in the guise of this aquamarine marvel. Just as at home at the beach or pool as on a deserted island or...
Sold Out - $600
Unconventional, unorthodox...otherworldly? We’re not sure where UFO came from, exactly, but we’re glad it decided to touch down in our neck of the woods. UFO’s portable, sure, but packs a...
Sold Out - $1,000
Sultry red snakeskin with black-and-white speaker accents harks back to a simpler time, when you could buy a milkshake for a nickel, and brain-meltingly awesome Thumpers didn’t exist yet. Built-in...
Sold Out - $1,000
Rugged, durable, and packing a punch, Sequoia, much like its namesake, is awe-inspiring when seen in person. Unlike its namesake, however, this Thumper brings the party wherever it goes. Also,...
Sold Out - $1,450
Climb to the pinnacle of portable art with this minimal black-and-white number. Its svelte, soothing color palette belies the noisy beast that lies within. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 42 volt lithium-ion...
Sold Out - $1,500 $2,000
This is a very special edition Thumper, but first, some backstory: I grew up as a diehard Michael Jordan fan. If the Bulls were playing, I was watching, and when...
Sold Out - $1,195
What could bring you closer to aural paradise than Hanalei? Bring it along with you on your next trip to Hawaii and you could find yourself starting the beach party...
Sold Out - $996
Solid, reliable, and with sound as polished as a granite countertop, this refined Thumper has what it takes to bring your style up notch. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 42 volt lithium-ion...
Sold Out - $1,500
Search your feelings. You know you can picture this in your living room, right next to your Star Wars lunchbox collection. Cross over to the dark side and listen to...
Sold Out - $1,000
Is it your imagination, or did you just see the black cat meow and scratch itself twice? Are two outstretched hands offering you the choice between a red pill and...
Sold Out - $1,000
It’s hard for us to imagine this far in the future, but we’re picturing jet packs, flying cars, moon colonies, and the most blisteringly-sweet bass, mids, and treble this side...
Sold Out - $650
As a peace offering, we recommend releasing a flock of doves and then blasting the sickest beat you can think of at full volume in the dead of night outside...
Sold Out - $800 $1,250
Spirited off a steam locomotive bound for the demilitarized zone in the dead of night, who knows what sonic mysteries it conceals behind its murder-red exterior? Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery...
Sold Out - $1,250
Careful, this Thumper’s rager-inducing bite--umm...we mean sound--has been known to cause spontaneous dance parties at the push of a button. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 42 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light...
Sold Out - $1,000 $1,250
Titan can single-handedly carry the weight of an entire house party on its shoulders. Start a beautiful, melodic riot wherever you go with Titan. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 42 volt lithium-ion...
Sold Out - $595
Your neck will feel like it’s broken after you nod your head a little too hard to this unit’s sultry bass. Little known fact: this has been sitting on my...
Sold Out - $550
Melding rich shades of burgundy with a subtle rose, Cordovan lends a touch of refinement to any ensemble. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and...
Sold Out - $435
Agent Caruthers smuggled this potent audio weapon across enemy lines and into the hands of the resistance, where they listened to the sweetest jams in their underground bunker. Built-in Rechargeable...
Sold Out - $595
Much like a disgruntled gorilla, this Thumper doesn’t mess around. If you disagree, it’ll shoot you out of a barrel. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light...
Sold Out - $545
Kalama Valley is the youngest of the three Oahu brothers, but also the most competitive. It’s always looking up to his Oahu siblings, but constantly striving to bring the biggest...
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Hawaii Kai has the classic middle child complex. It compensates with sweet, thumping melodies. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered Lasts for 10+...
Sold Out - $545
The oldest of the three Oahu children, Kahala has always been the risk taker, thumping out sick-ass beats in the middle of the moonlit Hawaiian night. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery...
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Don’t be fooled by its baby-blue southern charm. This Thumper was born to get rowdy. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered Lasts for...
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It gets damned cold on Pluto. -229 degrees Celsius, last time we checked. But the planet isn’t nearly as cool as this mean little specimen, and certainly not as loud....
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Sand, sun, and coffee. What else do you need? Beautiful music in a tasteful package. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered Lasts for...
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We’re over the moon for Moon, and once you hear it, you will be too. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered Lasts for...
Sold Out - $575
Smuggled from behind the Iron Curtain with the help of a notorious femme fatale, don’t underestimate this Thumper--it might just hold the key to saving the free world. Built-in Rechargeable...
Sold Out - $535
The only two things this Thumper and Idaho have in common is raw natural beauty and the letter H. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 12 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight...
Sold Out - $1,250
Barrel-aged in our underground distillery. Often served chilled with orange peel or on the rocks. We prefer neat at max volume. Be sure to stand a safe distance away before...
Sold Out - $2,000
Mario’s sidekick, who arguably did all the heavy lifting. We’re sure there’s a joke about eating a bunch of shells in there somewhere, but it’s hard to relate it back...
Sold Out - $1,250
Good audio separates the boys from the men and the wheat from the chaff. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 42 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered Lasts for 10+...
Sold Out - $1,250
Who knows what lies beneath the frozen black-blue icy crust of Jupiter’s mysterious moon? We do. This. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 42 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered ...
Sold Out - $2,000
Ferocious Sarcosuchuses (gigantic dinosaur crocodiles) roamed the prehistoric landscape, chomping down on pathetic, lower life-forms (like boring speakers). Little-known fact: they’re the only crocodiles known to have ever possessed Bluetooth....
Sold Out - $1,500
Vali sounds as good as she looks. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 42 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered Lasts for 10+ hours on a single charge 300 Watts RMS...
Sold Out - $500
Don’t let its sweetness fool you. This little number’s got snappy highs, with mids and lows that punch far above its weight. W x H x D: 14" x 9" x...
Sold Out - $795
Your living room needs a King. King Plow needs your living room. W x H x D: 21"x14"x7" Includes auxiliary input and Bluetooth™ wireless connectivity.
Sold Out - $695
Is it just your imagination, or can you hear the gentle, soothing sounds of waves breaking in the distance, the sway of palm trees, the gurgle of a tropical stream?...
Sold Out - $645
See and be seen, but more importantly hear and be heard as you elevate your style quotient with Bleecker. Looking and sounding this good has never been so easy. Built-in Rechargeable...
Sold Out - $695
What hasn't Hazelhurst seen? You'll have to ask it, but it may be hard to hear over the luscious music emanating from its speakers in sultry, all-consuming waves. Built-in Rechargeable...
Sold Out - $495
There's nothing sneaky or cunning about this Marauder. Or is there? W x H x D: 13" x 11" x 8" Includes auxiliary input and Bluetooth™ wireless connectivity.
Sold Out - $445
Like a sweet dose of everyday Americana, Rockwell doesn't disappoint. Its two tone color scheme, ultraportability, and sound quality make for a remarkable package. You'll certainly rock well with Rockwell....
Sold Out - $1,195
The Arcturus is the brightest Thumper in the northern celestial speaker hemisphere. We recommend placing the Arcturus as the centerpiece of your living room. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 24 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery ...
Sold Out - $695
Bold yet restrained. Paradox? We think not. Built-in Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery 24 volt lithium-ion rechargeable battery Light weight and high-powered Lasts for 10+ hours on a single charge 80 Watts...